Revenge...

"Here honey I got you a present..."
"A glue stick? Do I need a glue stick?"
"It's from Kinko's."
"You mean you stole it? You stole it to get revenge on Kinko's for that time their copier didn't work and they wouldn't give you a refund? What if they put you in jail? Revenge isn't a good reason to go to jail."
"Are you kidding? Revenge is a great reason to go to jail. You can always remember: You may be in jail...but you got revenge."