In case you guessed we were parodying politically correct bumper stickers...

Like: I'm Pro-Choice! And I vote!

And: Why is it that when you own and animal it's called a pet but when you are hungry it's called meat?
(Wait! How does that one go again...)

This prompted a conversation with a friend of ours asking why we can't eat our pets? Then of course why can't we eat our friends?