Some of our possible bumper sticker ideas:

I'm a cannibal. And I vote! (see link re: cannibals)

The decaffeinated life is not worth living.

[I love my husband. This is his idea. He's just not very good at these things. I'm sorry...God, I pray he never finds this blog.]

Why is it when you marry a man he's called your husband but when you shoot him and kill him you get arrested for murder?

Why is it when you love a person it's called marriage but when you kill him and eat him it's called cannibalism.

(Oh shucks. We can't remember that one. It's really funny.)

Husband: "Don't put something of mine down on your blog."