I am Oblomov

Oblomov...oh no, no.

Does Oblomov sound like you? Does he sound like everyone?

This is what Oblomov has been doing with his life lately...

Why can't I freakin' be Anthony Trollope?

I'll bet everyone is thinking: No, but all that matters is if you're happy. If you are just lying around in bed all day and you are happy...well, that's all that matters. Do what makes you happy.

No, no, no! That's all wrong. What matters is what you do no matter how miserable it makes you. Why didn't I figure this out before? I want to be miserable and DO THINGS.

But I can't. 'Cause I'm Oblomov.