Much of the time I'd rather just be hit by a bus...

I have the ultimate negative outlook. But every once in a while some item on this planet seems glorious and I lose my bitter edge...

Just the other day I was feeling this way about avocadoes...

The word 'aguacate' is a Spanish bastardization of the word for avocado--it meant 'testicle' in Nahuatl (language of the Aztecs).

It was mostly thought of as an aphrodisiac...Yes, there's just something sexy about avocadoes.