At this #1 Christian porn site they have a thing called 'Operation Save the Kittens.'

(link stolen once again from Idletype)

The movie's actually funny.

It's a joke, or seems to be. The idea? God kills a kitten every time you masturbate. It's sort of cute and amusing in a strange way...But I was thinking: Nuh huh! There could not be that many kittens in the world. I suspect my husband alone is responsible for his own kitten holocaust. I do my best but I'm only human.