Tuesday, March 30, 2004

Miel joins a cult...

I'm now a member of 'The Baby Cult' (no umlaut).

There are many rituals to be performed. But really, I have never known such fulfillment.

Join us...join us...You think you are happy now, but you aren't. There is something more for you, something that will improve your life beyond your wildest imaginings.

I will explain soon the cult's membership requirements (sleep deprivation is one of our favorite induction methods).

This explains my recent, and sometimes future, absence. I shall return, transformed, improved and covered in one of the many sacred substances--spit up.


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