Marriage...

It's your birthday!
What you probably wanted: 3 large blunts, a quart of Maker's Mark, unlimited room service in a Bangkok hotel and 4 Thai hookers.
What you got: A b-b-q dinner (pint of Guiness), a movie and a swedish massage from a slightly attractive (but very strong) woman in her mid forties.

And me!

Was it worth it giving up all the rest?

Oh well! Too late now! Happy Birthday honey!