POPE FACTOR

--I don't get it--why is every damn news story about picking the pope? They've interviewed practically every nun from here to Burkina Faso!

--Well, it's so much like those reality shows...it's like American Idol. Vatican Idol!

--Hmmm. What else?

--Who Wants To Marry A Priest? My Big Fat Gay Catholic Wedding. The Pope Factor...

--OK, OK, I get it! But he's probably right, you know?