I knew my baby was a lesbian even when she was still in the womb

Because otherwise, why did I have all those lesbian sex dreams? Something hormonal was going on there. And she loves boobies. Oh my God, that's all she says all day: Booby! Booby!

(I can't get the motherfucking HTML to work but go to the onion this week...Sigh...all that set up and for what, I ask.)