Why The World Can Fail To Meet Our Expectations

"There's this one girl on the project who really scares me."
"Why?"
"Well, for one thing her name is incongruous. Her name is Krystal."
"What, is she like some big bruiser or something?"
"No. She's just washed out and pale and looks like one of these farm people around here."
"But that's what Krystals look like."
"Oh. Really? Hmmm. Well, I guess that's what I get for reading Playboy so much."