Tuesday, August 26, 2003

10 Things That Make Hormonally Challenged Pregnant Girls Cry

10. Dancing chicken man (see below)

9. Green polyester dress from childhood.

8. People being kind.

7. People being unkind.

6. Old Navajo man with eyepatch lurching across street.

5. Very, very old lady with spots all over walking so sloooowwwwllly down street on hot day.

4. Horrible stories in news. Any story in news.

3. Watch found in pocket from two weeks ago. Realization that two weeks have passed I'll never get back again.

2. Yucky blinds in apartment.

1. Father still complaining about wedding ceremony.


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