The ultrasound...

Later, we admitted to one another that we found the whole thing rather scary. Him because when the baby was 'waving' he imagined he heard it say Hey there...I'm coming to ruin your life...

Her because she thought it looked like Skeletor and because it's floating around in there...somewhere. You can't see it. You can't feel it. And yet...it's in there.

Kinda creepy, huh? Women don't write many screenplays and yet why are there so many scary movies about scary babies and aliens one gives birth to...and aliens bursting out of you, etc.?

These might be the kind of movies pregnant women would write. If we were allowed to admit we are so weirded out.