Oops. Long last Dad steals son's fiance...

That girl was probably no good anyway.

And damnit Roth! I have the novelization rights!!! You stole my one about the white lookin' black guy who pretended to be white but later got called a racist. You're always ripping off my tabloid TV plots...That's the last time I share my Cohibas with you on the vineyard.

(Isn't that the most amazing thing about novels? I really could write a novel about this and not pay the people a cent as long as I change the names.)

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