Yes, it happened...

We were going to see some really so-so movie the other night. Oh yeah, Lara Croft Tomb Raider. There was this crowd of cheering teenagers looking out the window. I thought the ruckus was about something happening in the street below....some drunk person stumbling along. Nah. The sharp eyed kids had apparently spotted naked flesh in the adjacent apartment building through partially closed blinds. I could see the naked flesh. Some guy with a slight paunch wearing pants bending over some set of legs or something. To judge from the whoops, shouts of encouragement and muttered whispers it was two men "really going at it!"

A crowd began to form. A very large crowd. Mostly drawn by the noise.

Hence the advice--close the drapes. Because you never know.

Oh yeah, Angelina Jolie is a beauty mutant. Of the famous people, she can stay. As long as she doesn't get back together with whats-his-name.