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Journal of Ejaculatory Studies
Title: "Optimal Pressure And Release"
Abstract: A recent study of 400 men age 13-39 has shown that the following techniques to lead to optimal natural seratonin production while emiting sperm from the penile unit without the aid of a sentient partner. Optimal pressure occurs at 20-25 pounds per square inch applied with palm and at least 4 fingers above the containment sack. Movement should be at a rate of 3-4 strokes per second with a range of 2-3 inches in either direction. Care should be taken to have tissues in place at time of liquid exit to avoid unnecessary trips to the washing machine.
Journal of Ejaculatory Studies
Title: "Optimal Pressure And Release"
Abstract: A recent study of 400 men age 13-39 has shown that the following techniques to lead to optimal natural seratonin production while emiting sperm from the penile unit without the aid of a sentient partner. Optimal pressure occurs at 20-25 pounds per square inch applied with palm and at least 4 fingers above the containment sack. Movement should be at a rate of 3-4 strokes per second with a range of 2-3 inches in either direction. Care should be taken to have tissues in place at time of liquid exit to avoid unnecessary trips to the washing machine.
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