Friday, July 01, 2005


SEE I do have what you want...don't tell me law school was all for NAUGHT!!! Cool fuck me song... Cool drinking game...

Interesting band! Teenage poetry! Quiz! Hate the media? Then FUCK ME!

And you thought you couldn't get anything good by googling "fuck me! fuck me hard!"

Thursday, June 30, 2005

OK, now read this

so I won't look so bad?

Wednesday, June 29, 2005

I knew my baby was a lesbian even when she was still in the womb

Because otherwise, why did I have all those lesbian sex dreams? Something hormonal was going on there. And she loves boobies. Oh my God, that's all she says all day: Booby! Booby!

(I can't get the motherfucking HTML to work but go to the onion this week...Sigh...all that set up and for what, I ask.)